Lincoln's brain at work

Lincoln:  Mom, why don't babies have brains?
Me:  They do have brains, silly!
Lincoln:  Then why don't they know how to do anything, like talk & walk?
Me:  Because you have to teach them how to do those things.  They have to learn it.
Silence....
Lincoln:  I think last night an earwig crawled into Kadi's ear and ate her brain out.
Me: (thinking...where the heck did this kid come from???)

Pee Wars

Funny post here.  Funny for a few reasons...one being that I have decided to join the blogging world again, after many months of NOT.  Also funny because I have decided to re-enter the blogging world with this particular post.  Now, being a mother with 2 boys, I am learning new things. All the time.  Here's the latest:  Pee Wars.  Who knows what I'm reffering to?  Oh please tell me that there is another soul out there that knows what I'm talking about!  Lincoln (5 years old) told me today that when he and Jackson (7 years old) are in the shower, they have, yes, Pee Wars.  You can imagine what I'm talking about.  Lincoln tried to go into great detail, until I told him to never do that again.  Can I hear the sympathy, PLEASE?